WWE RAW Results (8/15/11)

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The following are the results to Monday’s WWE RAW, courtesy of PWInsider.com’s Richard Trionfo.

We start off tonight’s show with photos of what happened during the main event. What will happen when they bring talkies to us in a moment?

We are live from San Diego, California and your announcers are Michael ‘Simon and Simon’ Cole, Jerry ‘Coleman’ Lawler, and Jim ‘BBQ Tacos’ Ross.

What better person to deal with the WWE Title picture than the man who started things rolling with his missed call of John Cena’s foot on the rope, the WWE COO Triple H. He says that there are some people who are upset with what happened last night.

Hunter says that he wants to apologize to the WWE Universe and to John Cena. Hunter says that he made a mistake. He says that he watched the footage and John Cena’s foot was on the bottom rope. Hunter says that he is going to tell Cena that he is sorry when he meets Cena face to face. Hunter says that they had a hell of a match and if he didn’t screw it up, he didn’t know who would win. Hunter says that he had no trouble raising the hand of the new Undisputed WWE Champion CM Punk.

As for what happened after the match, a lot of people are speculating about his involvement. Hunter says that he had nothing to do with it. He says that he is friends with Kevin Nash. He said that Nash called him for a few tickets to SummerSlam. He did not know that Nash was going to jump the rail and attack CM Punk. Hunter says that he invited Kevin Nash to come tonight to explain himself. As long as he could tell the truth, Nash will be here.

As far as Alberto Del Rio cashing in Money in the Bank, he did not know anything about that. That is just the way that Money in the Bank works. Hunter says that he promised when SummerSlam was over and they came to San Diego, there would no longer be two champions and there would be only one Undisputed WWE Champion. Hunter brings out that man.

Alberto makes his way to the ring, at least we think it is him because Ricardo did not introduce him. Alberto tells us who he is, but we already knew that and he says that he is the Undisputed WWE Champion. Alberto says that he has been saying for weeks and weeks that it was his destiny to become WWE Champion. Alberto says that he is going to be honest for everyone because he loves them.

It was not his intention to cash in his money in the bank at SummerSlam. Destiny do whatever he wants. After what Kevin Nash did, he couldn’t resist. Some people just are born to be great. Alberto says that he is the greatest of the great. The Undisputed WWE Champion.

Alberto says that as their champion, he wants to represent everyone with respect, honesty, and passion. He just wants to be their champion. Alberto says that he will be in the lobby signing autographs for everyone. He will take pictures with everyone’s kids. That is the kind of champion he wants to be. A champion for his people. Tonight, for his first title defense, he is going to face the former WWE Champion Rey Mysterio. He says that we should cheer Rey because when he was told that his first title defense was going to be against Rey. Everyone loves Rey Mysterio. Alberto says that Rey is a Mexican icon, a gran luchador.

He says that he loves Rey Mysterio. He says that he loves Rey and he loves beating Rey Mysterio. He started his WWE career defeating Rey Mysterio. Every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks what will he do today. He says that he feels like beating Rey Mysterio today. That is exactly what he is going to do tonight in San Diego.

He tells everyone to change their area code because they will have a new hero. A true hero, Alberto Del Rio.

Triple H goes to John Cena’s dressing room and we go to commercial.

We are back and Did You Know that the Military still get free tickets.

Match Number One: R Truth versus John Morrison in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

We get comments from John Morrison where he says that he is going to give the Little Jimmys something to cheer about in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. He will take R Truth down on his terms.

They lock up and Truth with a kick and punch in the corner but Morrison with a punch of his own. Truth with punches to the neck and then Truth takes Morrison to the mat but he misses a leg drop. Morrison misses a Shining Wizard and Truth gets a near fall. Morrison with a near fall and then he clotheslines Truth over the top rope to the floor.

Morrison with a corkscrew pescado and Morrison gets a near fall on the floor. Morrison punches Truth and then he kicks Truth and punches him against the ringside barrier. Truth avoids Morrison but Morrison with a springboard round kick off the ringside barrier for a near fall.

Truth blocks a suplex and then Truth hits a sit out gourdbuster on the floor for a near fall. We go to commercial.

We are back and Truth with a near fall on the floor. We see highlights from the commercial break when Truth sent Morrison to the floor when Morrison was punching Truth in the corner. Truth punches Morrison against the ringside barrier. Truth with a running knee to Morrison’s head against the ringside barrier and Truth tells Little Jimmy to take that. Truth can only get a two count.

Truth with another near fall in front of the announce table. Truth with another running knee to Morrison followed by more punches. Truth crotches Morrison on the ringside barrier and then he clotheslines Morrison off the barrier and into the crowd.

Truth climbs into the crowd and then he sends Morrison into the dasher boards and gets a near fall. Truth sends Morrison over the ringside barrier into the ringside area and Truth gets distracted by some Little Jimmys and Morrison with an enzuigiri when Truth climbs over the barrier and Morrison with a near fall.

Truth sends Morrison into the ring steps. Truth gets one of the announcer’s chairs but Morrison with a clothesline before Truth can use it. Morrison suplexes Truth but Truth lands in the chair and Morrison with a running knee for the three count.

Winner: John Morrison

CM Punk is walking in the back and he has his bag with him.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at Rey Mysterio winning the World Title at Wrestlemania 22.

Miz makes his way to the ring but he is not dressed to wrestle unless they are bringing back wrestling in formalwear.

Miz says that the reason he is out here tonight is that he was asked to say hello to someone in the audience. That person is Jared from Subway. Jared has a sub surgically attached to his arm. Miz says that he did it because Jared is a MizFit. Miz says that he is not a fan of Jared’s. He says that he can do Jared’s job better than him. Miz says that he could be a better spokesman for Subway than Jared ever was.

Miz takes Jared’s sub and he tells Jared to watch and learn. Miz tells everyone that they should go to Subway for the new Oven Crisp Chicken Sandwich.

Miz says that was better than everything that Jared has ever done. Miz says that the only reason Oven Crisp Chicken Sandwich is trending is because of him. Miz says that he is the star. He tells everyone that he will be a champion because . . . He’s the MIZ and he’s AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME.

Miz samples the sub in the ring.

A limo arrives at the building and it is Kevin Nash who emerges and he walks at a Nash-like pace into commercial.

We are back and Michael Cole reminds us who is here that was involved in the main event at SummerSlam.

In a way to one up Jared, Trace Adkins is in the crowd.

Match Number Two: Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres versus Brie and Nikki Bella

Kelly and Nikki start things off and they go into the corner. Kelly with a kick to the midsection followed by a choke in the corner and a head scissors take down and a bulldog. Kelly with a stinkface but Kelly gets distracted and Nikki with a kick to the leg and she works on the hamstring.

Brie tags in and she drops the leg on the bottom rope. Nikki does the same thing. We get another tag and she Brie continues to work on the leg with a leg DDT for a near fall. Brie makes sure that Kelly gets a good look at the bottom of her boot but Kelly kicks Brie away. Kelly kicks Brie away but Kelly with a flapjack.

Eve tags in and she hits a single leg drop kick followed b a clothesline. Eve knocks Nikki off the apron followed by a kick to Brie. Brie with a kick but Eve with a suplex and then Kelly with a Thesz Press while Eve waits to hit the moonsault for the three count.

Winners: Eve Torres and Kelly Kelly

After the match, Beth’s music plays and she is joined by Natalya and they applaud their performance.

We are back and it is time for former WWE Champion, former WCW Champion, and one of the most influential superstars, Kevin Nash.

Nash makes his way to the ring and he is going to address the fans. Kevin says that he wants to thank his friend Triple H for giving him the chance to explain his actions from last night. He says that he has been friends with Triple H for almost twenty years. Hunter is the godfather to his son.

Last night, he asked Hunter if he could attend SummerSlam and Hunter left the tickets for him at will call. Nash says that he got a text during the main event and the text read ‘big man, can you do me a favor. Whatever happens in the main event, could you stick the winner for me’. Nash says that he will do anything for a friend. Nash says that he hasn’t been in the ring in a while and what he did last night was business, pure and simple.

The thing is that he gets to the building and Triple H says that he knows nothing about that. He says that they need to get on the same page.

CM Punk’s music plays and he comes out onto the stage.

Punk asks if he is supposed to believe that load of crap that him and Triple H aren’t on the same page. He has heard that Hunter is going to do what is best for business and then Nash is going to do whatever his friend asks him to do. Punk wonders if Nash would jump off a bridge because Punk says that would be good for business. Punk says that he didn’t think that Hunter knows what is good for business. He says that Nash doesn’t know what is good business. Punk says that he sees it now with Nash in the ring.

Nash says that this is the first time that they have spoke and Nash tells Punk to watch his mouth. Punk tells Nash to watch the show because he does whatever he wants to whomever he pleases.

Nash tells Punk that his world just changed.

Punk says that the story Nash just told makes Triple H sound like a liar. Maybe Hunter is telling the truth and Nash is the liar.

Nash wants to know if Punk wants to see the text message on his phone and Punk asks Nash if he wants to see a text from Punk’s sister and it wondered if Nash was dead. Punk says that Nash’s career is dead. Punk says that he is pissed off last night. Punk says that he is pissed at a lot of people, but Alberto Del Rio is not one of those people. Nash is a sign of what it is like to have Triple H in control. He is bringing back his cronies.

Nash says that Triple H is shaking things up and Punk says that he is shaking things up. Nash calls him indy-riffic and wonders about everything that Punk does.

Punk points out that Nash said that Eddie Guerrero was a Vanilla Midget. Punk says that it is 2011, not 1994.

Nash says that he changed the business in 1996 with Scott Hall and made sure that everyone got guaranteed money. He wants Punk to thank him. Nash says that a guy who looks like a short order cook from a Waffle House is a champion, he tells Punk to hit the weights and get a clue.

Punk says that he loves Waffle House and he tells Nash that what he did was not good for business. Punk says that he is proud to come into the company as CM Punk and leave as CM Punk. At least he didn’t have to be Oz, Vinnie Vegas, or Big Daddy Cool. If Nash wants a fight, he will give him a fight right now.

Security gets between Punk and the ring. Punk says that he is not surprised that the COO has deemed his buddy untouchable. Punk says that the security isn’t here to protect him. Punk says that since security is protecting Nash, nobody is protecting Punk.

We see footage from last year’s Fatal Four Way pay per view when Rey won the title for a second time.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Nash enters Hunter’s office and John Laurinaitis enters and he tells Nash where Hunter is John says that the way that Punk talked to both of them was uncalled for. John wants to talk to Nash about discussing something in private.

We are back with a Raw Rebound: Alex Riley’s comments to Vickie Guerrero and the short match between Dolph and Alex last week.

Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are at the announce table and they are arguing so five people talking at the same time should be a lot of fun.

Match Number Three: Alex Riley versus Jack Swagger

They lock up and Swagger runs Riley into the corner and he punches and kicks him until the referee pulls him away. Riley sends Swagger into the corner and he punches Swagger and Swagger misses a charge into the corner and Riley with a clothesline. Swagger with a kick to the leg and then Swagger with a shoulder tackle followed by a Swagger Bomb for a near fall. Swagger locks up the arms. Swagger with a forearm to the kidneys a few times. Swagger with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall and then he applies a key lock.

Riley punches Swagger followed by a spinebuster. Riley with a running elbow followed by a clothesline and an STO. Vickie leaves the announce table and takes Jim Ross’ hat. Riley with a near fall on Swagger as Vickie puts on the hat and walks around ringside. Riley with the sliding kick to the head on the apron. Vickie puts the hat on the referee’s head and the referee yells at Vickie. Swagger hits Riley from behind and then he eventually hits a Doctor Bomb for the three count.

Winner: Jack Swagger

After the match, while Swagger does his ceremonial laps around the ring, Ziggler stomps on Jim Ross’ hat and he returns it to Ross.

We see footage from Rey Mysterio winning the WWE title a few weeks ago.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Vickie is walking and Jack Swagger thanks her for what she did. Jack tells Vickie that she doesn’t have to prove anything to Dolph. Edge and Dolph were nothing without her. Jack tells Vickie that she looks tremendous. Jack tells her that she looks great and she is a great manager. Jack mentions the great managers of the past. Bobby Heenan and Freddie Blassie. Maybe Vickie should think about expanding her roster. Vickie thinks about it as Jack walks away.

It is time to see what WWE did last week in Los Angeles.

CM Punk is walking in the back and he sees Stephanie McMahon in Hunter’s office. She tells Punk that she is sorry about the way that Punk lost the title last night even though he didn’t really win because Cena’s foot was on the rope. She tells him that people always get what they deserve in the end.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne versus David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty in a Non Title Match

Michael and Kofi start things off and they lock up. Michael with a punch instead of giving a clean break. Kofi with a kick and forearms followed by a European uppercut. Bourne tags in and Kofi with a kick and then Kofi sends Bourne into Michael for a head scissors. Bourne with a boot to the head and then Michael with a drop kick after Otunga distracts Bourne.

Michael sends Bourne into Otunga’s boot. Otunga tags in and Michael with a running knee followed by an elbow from Otunga. Otunga with a slam and Bourne tries to make the tag but Otunga keeps Bourne from making the tag. Otunga with a clothesline followed by a short arm clothesline for a near fall.

Michael tags in and they send Bourne into the corner and they punch him. Michael has something to say to Kofi while Bourne struggles to get to his feet. Michael with a glancing punch to the top of the head followed by a suplex and he gets a near fall. Michael with a reverse chin lock and Bourne with elbows but Michael with a forearm.

Kofi tags in and he hits a springboard clothesline and then he punches Micahel followed by a chop and drop kick. Kofi misses a splash into the corner but Kofi with a pendulum kick followed by a cross body for a near fall. Otunga tries to throw Kofi out of the ring but Kofi bounces off the ropes. Michael with a drop kick but Bourne makes the blind tag. Kofi with a round kick and Bourne with a Shooting Star Press for the three count.

Winners: Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston

Rey Mysterio gets ready for his title match as we go to commercial.

We are back and Did You Know that WWE is awesome on Twitter?

Match Number Five: Alberto Del Rio with Ricardo Rodriguez versus Rey Mysterio for the WWE Championship

Del Rio with a waist lock but Rey with an elbow and a standing switch. Rey with a drop kick for a near fall. Rey with another rollup but Del Rio with a kick to the midsection followed by more kicks. Del Rio with an Irish whip but Rey with a head scissors and guess where Del Rio went. Del Rio is able to go to the floor because it is too soon for the 619. We go to commercial.

We are back and Del Rio tries to take off Rey’s mask like he did at Money in the Bank. We see highlights of what Del Rio did to Rey when he dropped Rey on the ringside barrier. Rey with a drop toe hold into the corner and then Rey with a hobbling drop kick into the corner. Rey goes up top and Del Rio stops Rey.

Del Rio with more punches and then Del Rio climbs the turnbuckles but Rey kicks Del Rio and hits a tornado DDT and both men are down. Rey with a springboard cross body for a near fall. Rey with a rollup for a near fall. Del Rio with a kick to the head to stop Rey’s offense. Del Rio with a near fall and then he applies a waist lock on Rey and then he turns it into a body scissors.

Rey with a kick but Del Rio with a head butt. Del Rio misses a drop kick against the ropes and Del Rio goes to the floor. Rey with a baseball slide to Del Rio. Rey with an Asai Moonsault onto Del Rio and both men are down on the floor. Rey sends Del Rio back into the ring and Rey goes up top for the seated senton and then Rey sends Del Rio into the ropes but Del Rio with a clothesline for a near fall.

Del Rio pushes Rey into the corner but he runs into a boot. Del Rio with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Del Rio punches Rey until the referee warns him. Del Rio sends Rey’s back into the announce table followed by shoulders in the corner. Del Rio with the step up enzuigiri but Rey kicks out at two.

Del Rio shows some frustration and then he tries for the cross arm breaker but Rey with a rollup for a near fall. Del Rio with a drop kick and both men are down. Del Rio sets for the cross arm breaker again but Rey escapes. Rey with a rana that sends Del Rio into the ropes. Rey with the 619 but Rey lands on Del Rio’s knees from the turnbuckles and then Del Rio gets the three count.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

After the match, Del Rio kicks Rey. Del Rio hyperextends Rey’s arm on the bottom rope. Then Del Rio slams Rey’s arm into the announce table. Del Rio puts Rey in the cross arm breaker.

John Cena makes his way to the ring and he goes after Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio leaves the ring with Ricardo Rodriguez.

Cena says that he is coming off one hell of a weekend. Cena says that he has a lot of reasons to be pissed off. It could be Triple H, but no. He is pissed off at a scumbag like Alberto Del Rio. After two guys in him and CM Punk give everything in the ring to give the title some integrity, Del Rio goes into business for himself to win the title. He says that Del Rio is not a champion, he is a target. Del Rio will realize that holding on to that championship makes everyone he knows is an enemy.

Cena says that CM Punk earned the right to be called a Champion. Del Rio cashed in a briefcase and got lucky. Cena says that Del Rio will have to defend that title and he won’t be as lucky against John Cena. Cena says that Del Rio’s destiny is John Cena kicking his ass.

We go to credits.

One Response to “WWE RAW Results (8/15/11)”

  1. Anonymous says:

    cry baby cena

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